Monday, December 20, 2004  

now this is good:
sorry, anytime you break down a five thousand page theory into such a small space, yeah definately props for that.



Consider the following: There is always an element of time between a cause and an effect. Yet time did not exist until the universe appeared. To say that God created (caused) the universe is meaningless because that creative act also created time. "If there was no 'before' there can be no cause (in the usual sense)of the big bang, either natural or supernatural." What happened before the big bang to have caused it? There was no before; the notion of cause and effect cannot be applied to a state in which time does not exist.

   [ posted  @ 5:16 PM ] [ (0) comments ]

so it has been awhile, but it is finals time so you need to cut me some slack. i am still loving the new fone hawtness. it is so pretty, and i like to pet it, and sometimes i talk to it, and sometimes it talks back. this might be why i have no friends. what the fuck do i care though? fuck you for judging me. asshole.

anyhow on a lighter note...i need to do some more christmas shopping, and women are hard to shop for. i think i should just give up...and become ummm...nonxmas'y. or something. there is nothing i loathe more than having to deal with holiday crowds. i hate you and your annoying shopping bags that knock me in the nuts everytime you turn around. i will break you. assholes.

umm...i work a double in a couple hours. i won the bet with TT and i get a free lunch. then ani is coming in for the afternoon and we will close together. i have no idea if he knows what he is doing or not. whatever, that will all be a long day. i hope i remember to call basim and get that damn final shit that i need. kid rocks, so does his band. i hate anyone that doesn't like him.

umm...that is it for now. soon enough i will be 21 though. buy me vodka. good vodka. if you buy me something cheap i will piss on you.

   [ posted  @ 1:47 AM ] [ (0) comments ]

hawt new fone

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please obeserve a moment of happiness. smile and love everyone in the world. or i will kick your ass.

yeah i know, that isn't peaceful. sorry.

If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?

And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?

And when the saints go marching home,
Does he just sit and smoke a bone?

   [ posted  @ 2:15 AM ] [ (0) comments ]

no fate

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