i just heard this great joke:
what's the difference between you and a a mallard with the flu?
one's a sick duck...aww hell i forget how it goes, but the punchline is your mother's a whore.
leave my ducky wall paper out of it. darn dirty punks with smelly clothing. it isn't my fault that you never do laundry.
bored at work...bored at work...i am so bloody bored at work.