i had a long and funny post, about bacon, and what people eat this late at night or early in the morning. then i rambled on about how you people need to bake cookies for me. how my dad doesn't bake because that is what chicks do. then i wondered how many idiots think i was serious about the woman's work thingy...yeah...good times.
**curses blogger**
i wish i had a name like Vigo or Rip or Stan. No. I got Seth...biblical a little and yes also the egyptian snake god/god of death that cut his brother into 8 pieces and scattered him around egypt. then isis, his brothers wife, found the pieces and sewed him back together and thus osiris became the master of the underworld...with anubis his guard dog. yeah. i like the egyptian version. makes me all badass. i mean the whole knifing the brother thing...pure genious. i would do it, but it would be so unoriginal. i am noncomformist, and being such i am a conformist. yeah. i love it. something.
something...
bacon.
